The Perks of Being a Wall

Alexis, heading to Northeastern University in the fall! Superwholock, Harry Potter, Marvel, and basically anything else interesting.
Wow Remus, you really wolfed down your lunch today.
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin at some point probably (via parslemouths)

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what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

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12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

These all sound like Cards Against Humanity white cards.

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the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

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just remember that had voldemort picked neville to kill instead of harry and nevile was the boy who lived/the chosen one if neville had that lightening bolt scar severus snape would still be a death eater

it’s not like he thought being a death eater was wrong — it wasn’t until something directly affected him did he reconsider and idk about you but that is not my definition of “bravery” in the slightest

That…is actually a really good point

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like really marvel fucked up with cap 2. it was too good. how are they going to top that. trick question you can’t might as well quit now

every movie I have seen after Cap2, I compare to Cap2. It doesn’t even have to be the same genre! XMDOFP? Captain america was better. Spiderman? Captain America was better. The Fault in our stars? Cap was better. 22 Jump Street? Cap was better. The birth of my first child? CAPTAIN AMERICA IS BETTER

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none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

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it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…


holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard born kids right the fuck off.

like of course the ghoul from scooby doo is haunting that place thats what they do wAIT HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GHOUL? WAAAT and muggle born wizards just chuckling to themselves

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